High Class Lowlifes is a pre 1970 Rod Club here in Kyle Texas. We are not a lowrider club, but appearance is not a factor, we are in it for the dirt under our nails and the smell of gas that stains the air around us like cheap dollar store cologne. So if you drive a rust bucket or a work of art you are half way there. Just have knowledge of your machine, and not just the basics, we know what year it is and can see the color. You don’t need to have invested you savings into your machine, but you should have some battle wounds and a few empty jars of elbow grease invested. Our laws of membership are the glue that bonds. We are not asking for your fist born child, and most of us have wives as well (so we have honey do list too).